I stab fabric so I don't stab people

Listen, therapy is expensive. You know what's free? Laughing. Whether you're here to buy something ready-made, to cackle immediately or want to make your own hilarious piece; this shop has you covered.

  • Pillboxes

    Taking care of yourself matters more these days than ever before. The stigma around taking medication needs to be eliminated. IT IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY! My embroidered pillboxes are meant to help showcase whatever is in your medicine cabinet instead of hiding it. Keep your meds with you wherever you go. Whether its prescriptions, Advil, weed... whatever you keep in these babies is none of my business!

  • DIY Bookmarks

    If you can't tell... I'm a real advocate for self care and mental health. DIY Bookmark base kits do double duty. Not only will they help alleviate stress by tackling your own embroidery project BUT you also get to look at your beautifully finished specimen every time you tuck into book. Reading is THE most affordable escape in the world (fight me if you think otherwise). By turning a page you can change continents or even step into a fantasy.

  • Embroidery Starter kit

    Like my tag-line says "I stab fabric so I don't stab people". Although this is an exaggeration and I may slap a bitch I'd never stab one. Embroidery is the biggest self soothe in the land. If you've ever wanted to get into it but haven't known where to start, my Embroidery starter kit comes with all the tools and supplies you need to start. From there, all you need to do is watch some tutorials on basic stitches and get the party started!

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